Sins Date Auction 2010!

That's right, Sinners! We need money because we're throwing a convention (in case you haven't heard, click that link). And we're willing to do almost anything... including selling ourselves for a date!

The actual auction will take place at our regular show on Saturday, April 17th. But, if you can't be there or want to get started early, we are taking bids online! Just click "Bid Now" on your Cast Member of choice!

Tech Allison

Allison warns that she will take you shopping at the dirt mall in pursuit of the latest Godzilla/zombie bootlegs, eat pizza at the same dive pizzeria every night, not call you just to express romantic sentiments, and will give a shit when two major comic book labels are crossing over characters, selling two editions of the same book in varied-ink chromium covers... Oh and no, she will not introduce you to her mother.

Chelsea

If you are reading this, we can only assume you're hesitating to buy Chelsea. Maybe you're thinking I don't know anything about Chelsea; I would like more information. Should I bid on her solely on the exceptionally striking photo? Well, that's a good enough reason for us!

Okay okay you win, we'll tell you about her. One thing about Chelsea is that she likes parties! (Especially the kinds where there's free cake.) Chelsea offers up date possibilities that may or may not include breaking into private pools after hours, starting food fights at fine dining establishments, picnics in full '40s vintage or super secret missions that will leave you covered in blood (so bring a poncho).

LizMoop

Single white female-ish. Wishes she could take you on a magic carpet ride, but she'd probably just fall off anyway. Liz is down for pretty much anything for a date, from amusement parks, to hiking, to a night of take out and videogames. Where she will totally own you at MarioKart. If you want to get in her pants, try swing or salsa dancing. Boys and/or girls very, very welcome. And if you're really nice, she'll tell you her real last name. Hint: it isn't Moop.

Shirley

Damn, a hard day's rockin'. Better slip off ma shoes.
Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend.
Dip m'toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book:
The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin'?
That's the first thin' I say to you.
How's it goin'? Are you flowin'?
Listen honey,
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you,
Showin', growin',
Man I'd like to place my hand
upon your fuckin' sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Sarah Presley

Don't take me for a long walk on the beach, unless you brought your swimsuit and plan on going for a swim. Let's run around a graveyard dressed like zombies. Let's drink tea and talk in funny accents. Let's hike up a mountain trail, chasing lizards and singing camp songs. If nothing else, let's eat something weird and blog about it.

Sean

Sean is our understudy Eddie and primary Dr. Scott.

Scott

Going on a date with me will be a unique experience that you won't forget any time soon. I'm not afraid to be adventurous, and silliness is a guarantee. The night may even include a magical night at one of Hollywood's exclusive clubs.

Lizabeth

Mature like a fine wine, but young at heart! Possible dates include a trip to Disneyland or out for a night of 80s clubbing.

Nina

Fiesty Red Head with a sense of humor. Highest bidder gets to choose from several date possibilities! Bonus, you might even get to touch a boob! No guarantees, though...

Carolle and Lindsay

If you bid on us you are likely to get a home cooked meal of your choosing, only to be followed by whatever tickles your fancy. What can we say? We are fly by the seat of our pants kind of girls. So if a date with two lovely ladies with a sick sense of humor sounds like it would suit you, go ahead and bid... You know you want to!

Wyn

Polished, entertaining, and unpredictable at 6 feet of humble hunk, Wyn comes in at in at a bargain. Not only a romantic poet, but an artist musician and actor he's more than an eclectic eccentric bachelor, he's ready to wine and dine you. As a man of refinement, Wyn will entertain you with some enchanting poetry, an intimate picnic lunch, and a walk along the world famous Santa Monica beach.

And don't worry folks, he's a firm believer in mental stimulation being the best aphrodisiacs so you won't get bored!

Chris

He pointed out to me the shifting colours of the landscape, and the appearance of the sky. "This is what it is to live, now I enjoy existence!"

Who wants to touch me? I said WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN' TOUCH ME?!

Alex

You step into our room
And then you smell of perfume
You lay upon our roundish bed
And then you feel a tickling on your head

It's me with the feather and the French tickler
Look out, baby, I got the tools